Friday, April 25, 2008

Don't make me go get the Belt of Truth.




This was one of my sons Christmas gifts from his dear old grandma, it's called Armour of God Play Set. And I don't know about you, but every time I read the contents I get all warm and fuzzy.


But seriously, being able to ask your child if they would rather wear The Helmet of Salvation or the Shield of Faith to the grocery store gives me a supreme sense of unjustifiable self-righteousness. And I like that.


Question, if he pairs the Shin Guards of Peace with the Spirit-of-the-Word Sword is that considered a wash? Cause I'm thinking it's like a paper covers rock situation.

9 comments:

Card Collector said...

I think it would be more appropriate if these Christians came out with the "Inquisition Playset." Items could include the "Rack of Love" and everyone's favorite "Red Hot Rectal Iron of Longsuffering."

Anonymous said...

Actually, I'm waiting for the crucifixtion cross set to come out, equipped with nails, a hammer, and a thorny crown.


So the kids can really understand how much Jesus loves them.

Card Collector said...

I agree, the crucifixion set would be a best seller.

I actually think that Jesus' greatest miracle was overlooked. How did he avoid lockjaw? Those rusty nails can be a bitch.

Anonymous said...

And where was the wine when he needed it?

womaninawindow said...

I'm not sure what to do with this. I am totally confused and surprised that someone out there is making this...but of course...

Godless Sunday said...

Not half as surprised as when I opened it.

Lol.

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sugarmagnolia said...

hysterical. seriously. what's not funny, is that i had this as a kid. eww.

Godless Sunday said...

No you didn't!
Lol.