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The other night we had Riley over for dinner. Riley is Charlie’s bestest friend in the entire world.
Me: Okay guys. What do you wish for?
Riley: I wish I could run faster than anyone.
Me: I wish the war would end.
Husband: I wish the economy were better.
Charlie: Ummm.
Me: Just make a wish Charlie…it is simple.
Charlie: Uhhhh.
Me: Perhaps you are over thinking this one son. Just close your eyes and say it. C’mon now.
Charlie: Ummm.
Me: Good Grief.
Charlie: Okay!
Me: Well?
Charlie: I really wish I could burp fire.
Me: That is very diplomatic of you son.
Okay? A tear. That’s my boy.
Saturday, May 17, 2008
How much you wanna bet Barack Obama wishes for the same thing during his debates with Hillary Clinton?
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5 comments:
Well who wouldn't want to burp out fire? Sounds good to me, just not in my general direction. ;o)
I can't see my guy Barack burping. So maybe he would just want to BREATHE fire. In her direction. I sure wish I could.
That needs to be an SNL skit.
If I could burp fire many more of the arguments that I have had would have end much more satisfactorily for me.
while it would be cool to burp fire, i wonder how much fire-retardant lip gloss you'd have 2 buy?
another thought: ever been to the theatre and eaten too much popcorn, thus getting the dreaded "popcorn burps"? if it's really illegal to yell fire in a crowded theatre, then it's prolly also illegal to belch fire.
final thought: if my bestest friend could belch fire, i would want to run faster than anyone, too!
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