Tuesday, May 6, 2008

Talking sheet to mom

Me: So, what’s new?

Mom: Not much Dolling. (which sounds like Door-ling because she’s from Brooklyn).

Me: What are you up to?

Mom: Today was laundry day. And I like to hang my sheets outside so they have that fresh wind smell.

Me: Fresh. Wind. Smell?

Mom: Yes Doll. I like things blown really good until they smell like a nice wind.

Me: You like things blown really good until they smell like a nice wind?

Mom: Are you breaking my balls?

Me: No, just breaking the wind in all that sheet you like to blow.

Mom: I don’t get it.

2 comments:

womaninawindow said...

clevaa(r)...

Katrina said...

Oh my gosh, that is too funny! i do stuff like that to my mom all the time...except it's with a Southern accent.

And for some reason, my dh got this sneaky grin on his face and giggled about the tape measurer. Maybe the men are measuring things in their offices? But what....